Which pre-supplement to take?

Ever need that pick up after working a long 8 hours? I don't know about you but I sure as hell need my batteries recharged. My "goto" pre-work out supplement for the past 6 months has been VPX's NO Shotgun. According to the label, NO Shotgun includes Creatine, Arginine, Glutamine, Beta-Alanine and Branch Amino Acids. Make sure not to take this close to bed time because caffeine is included! The key marketing selling point is the name of course ( NO SHOTGUN!). I mean who really cares that this supplement is New with "COP" (Creatinol-P-Phosphate & Di-NA Creatine Phosphate Tetrahydrate). I sure as hell could care less. I especially like this product because, I know that it is living up to the hype of burning fat, while giving me the necessary energy while it is increasing the proteins in my body to keep up with my workouts.

I can honestly say you have to try this if you are a serious competitor like myself. I recommend using the "Black Cherry" flavor, even though "Exotic Fruit" is delicious. This product lives up to the hype. The added pump this product gives me, is directly correlated with the results I have witnessed. Try it, drink it, love, see it!

Effectiveness: 4.5/5

Result Speed: 5/5

Value: 4.5/5

Hype: 5/5

 

25lbs of Supplements aka Supps

So the other day I ran out of protein and literally was running on E.(not the drug you idiots) One kid at the gym named Steve(wanna be body builder and the next nair's ad model) told me about this site called TrueProtein.com They have this weigh protein called Recession Weigh for about 120 bucks so we ballin'! So I check out this site and it only comes in quantities of 25lbs.
.SPECIAL** 25LB. Recession WPC/WPI Blend.

This protein arrives at my place, I pick up this box, unravel the duck tape, and to my surprise its in a fucking clear looking gold fish bag but the size to put a sand shark in it. I think outloud fuck. What am I going to do with all this damn powder sitting in front of me. Luckily, to my arrival, my boy danny has some left over supps jugs cause he is on that all protein diet trying to become the America's Next Top Model. I start scouping the bagged protein with a dixie cup encrusted with beer from my silly beer pong tournament the previous night. Long story short, I feel as if im the Fat Joe cooked coke crack of the supps biznass. holler